Post by snowfilly on Jan 2, 2010 2:45:01 GMT 1
This is a game I've shamelessly stolen from another forum, and it's a great time waster. Here's how it works.
Person A posts a wish, however outlandish it may be.
Person B grants the wish...but because of it, something awful and entirely logical in a stupid way happens to Person A/ The world.
IE - Person A - I wish I could pass my history course without needing so many books from the library - which is 15 miles away and I hate the bus.
Person B - You can...All your needed books have been instantly downloaded into your brain. However, you now never get to meet the guy who started work at the library yesterday, and will therefore never have the child who grows up to invent a time machine which means no-one has to study history ever again. Therefore, you are hated from now until the end of time by every generation of history students.
And you failed your exams, anyway, because the files were corrupted during transfer.
Silly and timewasting
I wish...that I had wings and could fly.
Person A posts a wish, however outlandish it may be.
Person B grants the wish...but because of it, something awful and entirely logical in a stupid way happens to Person A/ The world.
IE - Person A - I wish I could pass my history course without needing so many books from the library - which is 15 miles away and I hate the bus.
Person B - You can...All your needed books have been instantly downloaded into your brain. However, you now never get to meet the guy who started work at the library yesterday, and will therefore never have the child who grows up to invent a time machine which means no-one has to study history ever again. Therefore, you are hated from now until the end of time by every generation of history students.
And you failed your exams, anyway, because the files were corrupted during transfer.
Silly and timewasting
I wish...that I had wings and could fly.
However because of this, you'll be flying in the air with all the birdys. Birdys = birdy poop. Birdy poop is not good. When you land, you will stink of birdy poop, and then everyone will avoid the birdy poop smell. You'll be forced to live with all the birdys in the world, who will poop on you some more, and then create a never ending cycle. 
I love love it!